teamrocketing:

my last words will probably be sarcastic

bagelfraud:

a self portrait

bagelfraud:

a self portrait

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

lucyliuism:

i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

scotsmcall:

when you follow someone and they follow back immediately

image

brothasoul:

what the fuck ash

burgrs:

in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse 

soggypizza:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

This joke makes me so angry 

satanshoe:

at least she real with it.

satanshoe:

at least she real with it.

molly ; youth