in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

Tips for hanging out with some good looking boys???
Anonymous

productofsweden:

they’re probably really boring so make sure your phones fully charged

sunshinychick:

saddeer:

immigrantgirls:

#lit

classic

dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life 

ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

ultrafacts:

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Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

ultrafacts:

fandompocalypsecj:

ultrafacts:

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Ah yes, the great emu war. The one war Australian kids actually want to learn about in history class

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

anon asked: fall out boy or panic! at the disco?

 ”when people come up to me and say, ‘fall out boy s a v e d  m y  l i f e’, my only response is that fall out boy saved my life, too.” - pete wentz

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

cosmo tip #600

expertcosmotips:

if he thinks rape jokes are funny go on a romantic boat ride with him and leave him in the middle of the fucking ocean to die

molly ; youth